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What ever happened to Thomas Hart? I like this one.

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By   : THOMAS HART
Subj : Samsung the Cow

Standing aloff on the big grean meadow
Ol' Samsung has nothing to do
He grazes all day along the picket fence
Watching the road nearby
The sky turns gray
Lightning shatters across the sky
Poor Samsung roams for shelter
And finds a place where it's dry
Only to be slaughtered and maimed
By Cruel Farmer Joe the next day